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M1.L4 · Marketing Foundations

Metrics that matter (and the ones that don't)

10 min

What you'll be able to doSelect one meaningful metric per funnel stage for the project business, distinguishing actionable metrics from vanity metrics.

Learn

You will be asked whether it's working

Sooner or later someone asks whether the marketing is working — a boss, a co-founder, or your own bank statement. "We're getting good engagement" is not an answer. It's what people say when they don't know.

The wrong numbers are worse than no numbers, because they make you defend activity instead of results. A report full of follower counts and impressions proves you were busy. It cannot prove you were useful, and everyone in the room quietly knows it.

Here is the alternative, and it is smaller than you'd expect: five numbers, one per funnel stage. That is enough to run an SME's marketing honestly. This lesson is about choosing the right five.

The decision test

A metric earns its place by one criterion only: some value of it would change what you do next.

Apply the test like this. Name two plausible values the metric could take next month, and the two different actions you'd take in response. If every value leads to the same behaviour, the metric is decoration.

Try it on Ostara Ceramics. Mateus tracks Instagram followers: 14,200 today. If it reads 15,000 next month, what does Ana do differently? Nothing. If it reads 13,900? Also nothing. The number can move in either direction without a single decision changing — so it is a vanity metric, however good it feels to watch.

Now try orders per month: 91 today. At 70, Ana investigates the same day — is it the site, the ads, the season? At 120 before Christmas, she checks kiln capacity and shipping cut-offs. Different values, different actions. That's an actionable metric.

Vanity metrics tend to share three properties: they only ever go up (cumulative totals like "lifetime website visits" cannot fall, so they can't warn you), they flatter, and they imply no decision. Actionable metrics — orders per month, conversion rate, cost per lead — can go down, and it means something when they do.

One number per stage

You mapped your funnel in M1.L2: Awareness → Consideration → Conversion → Retention → Advocacy. Give each stage one honest number. Here is what that looks like across all three cast businesses, using only what they can actually count today:

Stage What you count Storkflow Herzog Physio Ostara Ceramics
Awareness Visitors, reach 1,900 site visitors/mo ~800 site visits/mo 6,500 sessions/mo
Consideration Leads, enquiries, engaged visitors 41 trial starts/mo ~6 online enquiries/mo Add-to-cart rate — never checked
Conversion Sales, and the rate 9 new firms/mo (22% of trials) ~45 new patients/mo 91 orders/mo (1.4% of sessions)
Retention Repeat rate or churn 2.4% monthly churn 4.2 sessions per patient 19% returning customers
Advocacy Reviews, referrals Uncounted 23 Google reviews, 4.6★ Uncounted

Look at the gaps before you look at the numbers. Ostara's Shopify records add-to-carts; nobody has ever opened that report. Neither Storkflow nor Ostara counts advocacy at all. Writing "unknown" in a cell is not failure — it is a finding, and usually a cheap one to fix. A forty-metric dashboard with no gaps is almost always hiding more than this table reveals.

The rate between the stages

The five numbers are connected by conversion rates — the share of people who take the next step. This is the connective tissue of all funnel arithmetic:

next stage = this stage × conversion rate

Ostara: 6,500 sessions × 1.4% = 91 orders. That one line is most of funnel analysis. It tells you there are exactly two ways to get more orders — more sessions, or a better rate — and in M1.L6 you'll use it to work out which one your business needs.

Leading and lagging

Revenue is a lagging indicator: by the time it moves, the cause is weeks or months old. At Storkflow, a slow month for trial starts shows up in revenue a month or two later, after trials run and decisions land. Trial starts are the leading indicator — they predict what revenue will do.

The working habit: watch leading indicators, report lagging ones. Your boss cares about revenue; your steering wheel is leads, enquiries and conversion rates, because those are the ones you can still do something about.

When a measure becomes a target

In 1975 the economist Charles Goodhart observed what is now called Goodhart's Law, usually phrased as: when a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.

The mechanism is ordinary, not sinister. The moment a number decides bonuses, budgets or praise, people optimise the number — and the cheapest way to move a number is rarely the way that moves the business.

Concretely: suppose Ana ties Mateus's bonus to the ROAS his Meta ads report. The fastest way to raise ROAS is not to find new customers. It is to shift the whole budget into retargeting people who were already about to buy, so the ads claim credit for sales Instagram had made anyway. ROAS climbs. New customers don't. The measure improved; the business didn't.

Notice that this has already half-happened at Ostara without anyone being paid for it: the reported ROAS of 3.1 is last-click and mostly retargeting. Goodhart's Law doesn't need bad intent — a dashboard is enough.

Two defences. First, pair every target with the number it could be gamed against: ROAS with new-customer count, trial starts with trial-to-paid rate. Second, keep asking what the number is for. A metric is an instrument for making decisions, not a score for winning.

Measure before you touch anything

Record your baseline before you change anything. It's the only way you will ever be able to say "that worked" and mean it — which is why measurement sits here in Module 1, not in Module 10 where analytics gets its full treatment.

The counting infrastructure you need today is minimal: site analytics (Plausible or GA4), some way to count enquiries by source — asking "how did you hear about us?" and keeping a tally counts — and your sales records. Honest ticks in a spreadsheet qualify.

Mateus's report, rebuilt

Mateus's old monthly report to Ana: followers, reach, likes per post, ROAS. Four numbers, zero decisions.

The new one is the middle column of the table above: 6,500 sessions → add-to-cart unknown → 91 orders at 1.4% → 19% returning → advocacy uncounted. Now a real conversation exists. The number to interrogate is 1.4%, the two unknowns become this month's homework, and follower count stops being the headline.

One line on Storkflow, because the principle travels: for a nine-person B2B firm, "trial starts per month" beats "website traffic" as the headline metric every time. Traffic is three steps removed from money; trials are one.

Now choose your five.


Do

Exercise 1.4.1 — Your five-metric scorecard

Choose ONE metric per funnel stage for your business and record its current value — or admit you can't measure it yet. "Unknown" is a finding, not a failure.

Write these down — in your plan document, or on the worksheet at the end of this lesson. One row per stage: awareness, consideration, conversion, retention, advocacy.

What to write Guidance
The metric, for each stage Name one per stage, suited to your business model — awareness: site sessions, profile reach or footfall; conversion: orders, bookings or signed clients; and so on
Its current value The real number if you have it. Leave it blank rather than guess — the next line exists for honesty
If the value is blank: which kind of unknown Either "unknown — no way to measure yet" or "unknown — measurable but never checked"
The source, for each value you do have Where does this number come from? Analytics, booking system, asking customers, a tally in a spreadsheet…
Your headline metric One of the five. If you could report only one number each month, which?

Sandbox students: your data pack has values for some stages and honest gaps at others. The gaps are deliberate. "Unknown — measurable but never checked" will be the correct answer more than once.

Where this goes: section 2.4 — Metrics & baseline — of your Marketing Plan. These five metrics are the ones every later module project's "how will you know it worked?" question comes back to.


Check

Four questions. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.

1. Which of these is the most actionable metric for Herzog Physio?

  • a) Total lifetime website visits
  • b) Instagram followers
  • c) Online bookings per month
  • d) Number of posts published

Why: it passes the decision test — at 3 bookings Tomas investigates, at 25 he opens more slots. The others can move in any direction without changing a single thing he'd do next.

2. Why record baseline numbers BEFORE changing anything?

  • a) It makes your reports look more rigorous
  • b) Baselines are needed for tax purposes
  • c) Without a "before", you can never attribute any improvement to your work
  • d) Because numbers always go up after changes

Why: if bookings rise from "roughly some" to 19, you know nothing. From 6 to 19, you know your work did something — and can argue for budget with it.

3. Which is a leading indicator of next quarter's revenue at Storkflow?

  • a) This month's revenue
  • b) Trial starts per month
  • c) Last year's annual revenue
  • d) Total lifetime website visits

Why: revenue is lagging — it reports causes that are already months old. Trials predict it, which makes them the number Lena can still act on.

4. Ana ties Mateus's bonus to the ROAS his ads report. What does Goodhart's Law predict?

  • a) The ROAS figure becomes more accurate
  • b) Budget drifts into retargeting warm buyers — ROAS improves while new customers don't
  • c) Revenue rises in proportion to ROAS
  • d) Nothing, because Mateus is honest

Why: when a measure becomes a target it stops being a good measure. The cheapest way to move the number is rarely the way that moves the business — no bad intent required.


Advance

Four of six. Your scorecard goes in as section 2.4 of your Marketing Plan — the five numbers every later module will measure itself against.

Next: M1.L5 — Unit economics: what a customer is worth. Fifteen minutes, four numbers, and the answer to every budget question you'll face this year. The arithmetic is multiplication. You can do it.


Mark your own work

Printed in the lesson and on the worksheet, so it works without an account.

Mark your scorecard against these three. Two or more "not yet" means it's worth another five minutes.

Good Not yet
Decision test Every metric has values that would change what you do next month Metrics chosen because they're easy to find or pleasant to watch
Honest gaps Unknowns marked as unknown, with which kind of unknown A number guessed to avoid an empty box
Sources named Every value says where it comes from "I just know it's about that"

Worksheet

THE SCHOOL OF NET MARKETING
Lesson 1.4 — Your five-metric scorecard

One metric per stage. If you can't measure it yet, tick the
honest box instead of guessing.

AWARENESS      metric: ______________________  value: ________
  source: ____________________  ☐ no way to measure yet
                                ☐ measurable, never checked

CONSIDERATION  metric: ______________________  value: ________
  source: ____________________  ☐ no way to measure yet
                                ☐ measurable, never checked

CONVERSION     metric: ______________________  value: ________
  source: ____________________  ☐ no way to measure yet
                                ☐ measurable, never checked

RETENTION      metric: ______________________  value: ________
  source: ____________________  ☐ no way to measure yet
                                ☐ measurable, never checked

ADVOCACY       metric: ______________________  value: ________
  source: ____________________  ☐ no way to measure yet
                                ☐ measurable, never checked

HEADLINE — if I could report one number monthly, it would be:
  _____________________________________________________

SELF-CHECK
  ☐ Every metric would change a decision at some value
  ☐ Unknowns are marked unknown, not guessed
  ☐ Every value names its source

Next: Lesson 1.5 — Unit economics: what a customer is worth.
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